THIS IS FUNNY!!! OMG!

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Yehmmy
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Location: Ibadan
 

November 18th, 2010, 1:28 pm

A sixteen-year-old girl tells her mom that she has
missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother
goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The
test result shows that the girl is pregnant.
Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was
the pig that did this to you? I want to know!
The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half
an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their
house; a mature and distinguished man with grey hair
and impeccably dressed in a
very expensive suit steps out of it and enters the
house. He sits in the living room with the father,
the mother and the girl,
and tells them:
Good morning, your daughter has
informed me of the problem.
However, I can't marry her because of my personal
family situation, but I'll take charge. If a girl
is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a
townhouse,a Beach villa and a $1,000,000 bank
account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a
couple of factories and a $2,000,000 bank account.
If it is twins, a factory and $1,000,000 each.
However, if there is a miscarriage...

At this point,
the father, who had remained silent, places a hand
firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him:

"YOU'LL SLEEP WITH HER AGAIN!" :-o

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yaroummu
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Location: Kaduna
 

June 8th, 2021, 10:16 pm

Silly parents
Cool me
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