Mine: I knew all along the girl was all Greeks bearing gifts. I was tired of playing games with her in return. I initiated the breakup. Now this didn't hurt me a bit cos I did it.

There was another one I dated. She walked up to me after chatting with my second number (the rich guy), and said the words. I was like, me wey don break up with you since last two years for my mind?

I had also dated a very beautiful lady. I remember we had a misunderstanding where she was wrong and wouldn't admit it. How dare you sit on a guy's laps in a poolside! and she was like.. “I cannot continue this relationship if you don't trust me.”

Lol. I said it's all right. She was so amazed and left. if I no finish four fufu that night, na five. Enough joy.


There were others during my school days, before I decided to give Ceasar’s thing to sb else since Ceasar no wan collect am.


I don't get all that melancholic during breakups. I move on that very moment. I know my value.


So ladies and gentlemen, what was that crazy thing you did? Did you shed tears begging, or contemplated suicide?

Let's discuss...

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I'm married and I've never had a breakup in my laif

simpl2 wrote: ↑July 23rd, 2022, 7:25 pm I'm married and I've never had a breakup in my laif

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