boko haram in cele

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Adeolu112
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August 13th, 2020, 10:33 am

I never actually planned for what happened. I left
my residence at Ejigbo that very morning with
only five hundred naira (for those who don’t
know, Ejigbo’s in Lagos ). It’s the only island
surrounded by bad roads in this part of the world
….No good road, no light, everybody there is quick
to anger. I, Mr. Five, have always said it that,
whoever that can survive Ejigbo, can survive hell
fire …..
Deliverance is done with koboko there, the demons
are as stubborn as crazy donkeys. Yet our local
govt. chairman regularly wins the best performing
chairman awards in Lagos.
The bus I took from Ejigbo needed almost two
hours to get to Cele area, because of the usual
hold up. When I got down at Cele express, I walked
quickly to take another bus going to Mile 2.
But suddenly, I remembered that the conductor of
the bus that just brought me from Ejigbo did not
give me my balance (change). I looked back at a
distance and saw the bus going back to Ejigbo.
Quickly, I jumped out of the Mile 2 bus and ran
after the Ejigbo bus with all my energy…..
Apparently because I jumped out from the Mile 2
bus like a rat that hot water was poured into its
hole (that uncollected change was the last money
I had), a man dressed in a suit, like a lawyer that
specialises in adjournment of rape cases, holding a
brief case, saw me running and joined me
immediately in the race …. I actually thought he
was helping me to get the bus, even though I never
told anyone why I was running, but I noticed that
he was more forceful in his race than me, like
someone running from a lunatic holding matchet.
Honestly not every body wearing a suit is normal!
Another man saw us running and joined the race,
before I could turn back to see what was
happening, the whole of Cele was in complete
disarray as people were running helter skelter in
great panic ; it was like a mad people’s
Olympic !
I still didn’t give a damn, because that five
hundred was all I had both home and abroad. So I
desperately chased after the bus for my change.
And the man in suit was also still running after me
with all his strength! Unfortunately, the chaos
behind me over took me; people behind me were
running towards me, those in front of me started
running ahead of me without even knowing why
they were running. Some people living around that
area were running out of the way like goats that
sensed dangerously, and instead of running into
their houses, some people were running out of
their houses….
Vehicles were reversing and driving back to where
they come from. I later saw the bus I was
chasing, parked at a distance, when I got to the
it, all the doors were wide open, nobody was
inside. The driver and conductor had vanished and
abandoned the m bus.
To my surprise even the LASTMA and the police
men that were at Cele when I started running to
get my change, suddenly overtook me and were
running without looking back. One of the
policemen removed his shirt as he ran, he even
forgot to remove the beret on his head .Traders
hawking things threw away their goods, as they
ran. A cripple I use to see at Cele, who was
always assisted by a little child to beg for alms,
suddenly got up and ran more than the child
helping him … It was a great miracle, he took
steps of faith …. nothing built by faith like
Osundu. One can jump the widest gutter without
knowing! All I was hearing behind me was, “fire
fire, fire. ”
When I saw a fat woman shouting “fire, fire !”I
asked her, “madam did you say fire? Where ?
where? madam tell me na!”
The woman shouted, “common leave the road if
you don’t like your life. Must you see the fire
first before you run? This is Lagos o!! Boko Haram
don come Cele o!!”
As I heard “fire!fire!” I doubled my efforts.
(After all a living private is better than a dead
general).
I saw a man park his car and run on foot. As he
was running, I thought his tummy would fall down,
because it was big (I believe his flat buttocks was
running differently while his large tummy was
running differently (the consequences of
excessive Gulder and nkwobi)! He was shouting on
his phone in Igbo language, “Mama Nkechi, Mama
Nkechi, are you hearing me? Gather the children,
there is fire at Cele, it seems Ndi Boko have
landed in town o! Pack the things you can carry;
stop asking me questions. What do you mean if I
saw them? Something that is happening in my
presence, many have died in my presence! I am
coming.”
At that moment I saw ........
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August 29th, 2020, 10:14 am

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Gloria50
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June 30th, 2021, 8:20 pm

:thnk: really
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