How to catch a thief (Funny Joke)

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green20
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Location: Rivers state
 

June 20th, 2020, 2:45 pm

How to catch a thief
1. American police style: investigate he's a thief till you find an evidence to catch him
2. China police style: chase the thief till he gets tired, then you arrest him
3. Arab police style: arrest the thief's loved ones and threaten him to surrender
4. Indian police style: allow a pretty damsel to sing for him to lure him closer,then you arrest him
5. _______ police style: catch anyone on the streets, beat his life until he agrees that he is a thief
Question: which country is missing?

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"We must use time wisely and forever realize that the time is always ripe to do right."
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eMade
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June 20th, 2020, 2:49 pm

green20 wrote:4. Indian police style: allow a pretty damsel to sing for him to lure him closer,then you arrest him
I'm not sure of which country is missing, but this Indian style sure got me cracking! :lol;
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green20
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June 20th, 2020, 9:57 pm

soco wrote:Naija police
:;hl:
"We must use time wisely and forever realize that the time is always ripe to do right."
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Gloria50
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May 7th, 2021, 12:00 pm

Amazing
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