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ebong
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Location: africa
 

October 3rd, 2010, 8:35 am

I no no wether to put dis 4 jokes section abi na under religion section e suppose be:

''An atheist teacher (doesnt believe in existence of God) wants to convince her pupils that God doesn't exist. He took them out on an open playground and the following conversation ensued:
Teacher: Pupils, does God exist?
Pupils: (Together) Yes!!!
Teacher: Where is He now? Where does He stay?
Pupils: (Pointing to the sky) Heavens!
Teacher: Look into the sky kids... can you see God? Can you see Him?
Pupils: (All nodding) No ma!
Teacher: Then God does not exist!''
All the pupils were confusedan but a brave girl stood up among them and...
Girl: My friends, look at our teacher, where is her brain?
Other pupils: In her head!
Girl: But look at her head, can you see her brain?
Pupils: (All shouted) No!!!
Girl: Then, our teacher sure has no brain!''
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psychic
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October 3rd, 2010, 9:57 am

omg! :excited: :excited: :lol; :lol; :lol; :lol; :excited:
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ebong
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Location: africa
 

October 3rd, 2010, 5:29 pm

i no fit shout! :excited:
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calculus
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Location: Ojuelegba
 

October 11th, 2010, 1:02 pm

That teacher suppose go :BangHead: :BangHead: :BangHead:
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Merlino
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Location: Port Harcourt
 

November 18th, 2010, 10:56 am

:excited: lol! she will beat d hell outta dat poor gurl. :sad: :what:
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