Husband-Wife War Of Words- Lol!

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Na So?
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Location: Naija
 

January 3rd, 2011, 8:18 am

A frustrated husband and his wife once engaged themselves in a war of words viz:

WIFE:
I wrote your name on sand it got washed,
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away,
Then I wrote your name on my heart,
And I got Heart Attack.

:-o

HUSBAND:
God saw me hungry, he created pizza,
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi,
He saw me in dark, he created light,
He saw me without problems, he created YOU.

:lol;


WIFE:
Twinkle twinkle little star,
You should know what you are,
And once you know what you are,
Mental hospital is not so far.

:excited:

HUSBAND:
The rain makes all things beautiful,
The grass and flowers too,
If rain makes all things beautiful,
Why doesn't it rain on you?

:cries:


WIFE:
Roses are red; Violets are blue,
Monkeys like u should be kept in zoo,
Don't feel so angry you will find me there too,
Not in cage but laughing at you.

:lol;

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My own son threatened shooting me if I ever touch her mother's buubs again! OMG! :-o :what:
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cousin44
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January 3rd, 2011, 9:46 am

Hillarious! :mrgreen:
Browsing the kokolets is my hobby!
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