GREEN MAN'S JOKES episode 00004

Jokes, Humours, Fights, Fabbles And More...
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green20
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Location: Rivers state
 

June 11th, 2020, 6:42 am

GREEN MAN'S JOKES episode 00004
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1. Today I saw a beautiful girl crying in front of an A. T. M machine
Fear did not allow me to ask her y
2. Do you know that people who were sold as slave trade are now enjoying America as black Americans
And my stubborn grandfather refused to be sold
Now see where I ended in Nigeria here shouting up nepa
3. Nothing person no go see o, how can a tenant dog chase landlord away from his own compound
4. I want to marry a stammerer so that before she can even say "baby I need money"
I have already left the house
5. Today I went out before I could get back home, my landlord has already locked my door with two big padlock
Am confused, I don't know if it's because of arm robbers
5. Some people are stupid o, how can you be owing me and you posted "feel like dying"
My dear I cover you with the blood of Jesus
You will not die o
6. I warned my mom not to bring a house girl, she refused
Now the girl is vomiting
7. How can a guy hurt such a beautiful girl like you
This statement is coming from a guy that will kill you kpatakpata
Aunty have sense
8. Wen I was small, i was always afraid of darkness, but now that I am matured, if I see light bill I become afraid of light
9. Sorry we can't date I have taken you like my brother, this statement kills faster than rat poison
10. Today my mum was just shouting at me, I was just asking myself do this woman even know that I have watched the video
11. Today I went to a night club and shout oga your wife is coming o.
Ten men left their girlfriend and ran away
12. I saw my landlord daughter vomiting I started packing my clothes, I don't like that house again
13. Today I saw myself driving Benz, all of a sudden my mum slap me and said you are you pushing the bed to the kitchen
That was when I knew that I was dreaming o
14. Am self employed, in case you see me talking to myself am not mad.
:lol; :lol; :D: :D:

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Horlar626
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May 24th, 2021, 12:14 pm

I can't stop laughing
the sun is rising :thnk: :thnk:
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