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green20
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Location: Rivers state
 

September 28th, 2020, 5:02 pm

1. An albino still using bleaching cream, I think she wants to turn invisible
2.Just know your village people are living with u when your bae vists u, then the cockroaches, mosquitoes and rats decide to introduce themselves... You'll be like "My village people show yourselves!! I know you're here"
3. I was dating a girl with big mouth and lips. I was always scared of kissing her. The first day we eventually kissed, she almost swallowed my head. What nonsense!! I won't try that again.
4. India has never been to the World Cup because FIFA won ’t allow them sing and dance for 20 minutes after every goal .
5. When people go underwater in scary movies, i like to try that to see if i would survive such situation. I almost died last night
6. My dad was watching a video (watching a video): DAD: "Don't do it! I swear you gonna regret it for the rest of your life. You stupid idiot! Don't say yes. No! No! NOOO!! Aw dang, he actually did it! What a dumb ass!" MOM: Honey, why you so mad? What are you watching? DAD: Our wedding ceremony. That was how my dad slept outside for 2 weeks
7. I will marry you. ...I will marry you "After s3x u vanish" This is 1 of the reasons why some men are inside Fanta bottle in some village. .
8. Arguing with a woman is like being arrested. "Anything you say will be used against you"
9. Beat a child
Console him with biscuit or sweet
Ask him who beat him and he'll point at another person. That's how corruption started in naija
10. I'll never buy film from this street hawkers again. Today i bought IRON MAN from them. When i got home and played it, I saw a man ironing his clothes
11. Some girls will be like "Bobby make me feel like a lady" NONSENSE were you a goat before??
12. A girl came to me today telling me "I need a guy who will be able to give 50 percent of his profit or salary"... My sister if God himself takes only 10% of our salary who do you think you are? God's mother??
13. Man produces 53litres of sperm in a lifetime. I'm sure some of you reading this are left with only 3litres and you are not yet married. The kind of thunder that will strike you is called Ancestral Thunder
14. Breakups are really dangerous. I remember the last time i had a breakup, i was looking for my shoe in the fridge
15. When superman flies you call him a hero.. But when your granny flies you call her a witch.. Guys let's support local talent, it's not easy.
16. Yoruba people it is FELIX not manhood... Stop confusing us
17.Relationship stress can actually make you look for a seat belt in the toilet
18. I'm just thinking what if our offering will serve as our feeding money in heaven? Ulcer go kill some people for here
19. They way naija is getting hot ehhn, I'm still on this heat issue. Come oo who enter hell fire last and didn't close the door??
20. Battery full and you expect me to remove my phone from charge when there is still light?? it's like you don't know we are in Nigeria
21. .Thank God body Part can't be borrowed if not u will be hearing tins like Ugonna Blessing borrow me your breast, you know say ma own don fall finish.
22. You'll go to Nigerian movies evil forest and be seeing pure water sachets and fanta bottle on the floor. Issorite
23. Ibadan girlz ehn, dey can lie 4 africa. Dats how one told me dat SHE WAS ON A PLANE GOIN TO DUBAI 4 SHOPPING DATS HOW ANOTHER AEROPLANE COME AND OVERTAKE THEIR OWN PLANE AND D PILOT RUN AND PRESS BRAKE. Fada lawd please just take me home!!
24. You've been receiving engagement rings or over 5 years now and u are not yet married, sister are u lord of the rings?
25. I just saw a sign post this morning that says "This land is mine and your life is yours. Don't let us trespass on each other's property"
26. The way some people used to quote psalm 23 with vim and moral nowadays ehhn... AS I WALK THROUGH THE VALLEY OF SHADOW OF DEATH... i dey craze?? wetin carry me go there?
27. I THINK GARRI AND SUGAR SHOULD BE ADDED TO THE FIRST AID BOX THAT STUFF HAD BEEN SAVING LIFE SINCE 1961
28. i bought shoe of 350k and u expect me walk on ground if u hear something on your roof dont panic i am the one
29. They say money is the root of all evil but poverty is the complete tree... They can't come and be deceiving us
30. Who else notice that squeezing Maggi this days is like breaking the walls of Jericho?
31 Jealousy is when you see two goats having s3x and you pick stone to throw at them. Oga are they in your room? Is the female goat your ex?
32. Dating a slim guy is cool not until you pull off his trouser and discover that he is using belt to hold his boxer 33. Umbrella is for slim girls, fat girls should use canopy
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Jameson
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Location: Cross Rivers
 

September 28th, 2020, 5:15 pm

:lol; Oh my ribs.
Raise your word,not you voice.
its rain that grows flowers and not thunder

Faith is taking the first step even when you cant see the whole staircase
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Dube
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Location: Yola
 

September 28th, 2020, 5:46 pm

:lol; Greenman no kill us
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Jameson
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Location: Cross Rivers
 

September 28th, 2020, 6:19 pm

Dube wrote::lol; Greenman no kill us
this guy jokes no dey dry at all.
Raise your word,not you voice.
its rain that grows flowers and not thunder

Faith is taking the first step even when you cant see the whole staircase
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NiceGuy
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Location: Lagos
 

December 1st, 2020, 5:26 am

You want kill person! :excited: :lol; :lol; :lol;
I'm really not that nice... :mrgreen:
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yaroummu
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Location: Kaduna
 

June 8th, 2021, 9:20 pm

Very funny,i love jokes
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Akirra
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June 10th, 2021, 12:57 am

This guy no go kill person with laugh
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