Let laugh small jare
1. Call a man a lion and he will be very happy. But call him an animal he will be very angry.Is a lion not an animal?
2. What do you call a group of short people coming towards you ...Shortcomings
3. If you know more than five stingy people, that means you beg a lot..
4. In Japan a 17yr old is a doctor.In Brazil a 17yr old is a footballer.In India a 17yr old is a shop owner.In China a 17yr old is an engineer.In Iraq a 17yr old is a Soldier.In USA a 17yr old is a celebrity. In Israel a 17 yr old is a priest.In Africa a 35yr old is a whatsapp group admin. God why*
5. My dear, 7 days with money makes one week, but 7 days without money makes one weak, wisdom will not kill me.
6. In Nigeria a fat guy from a rich family is called BIGGY while a fat guy from a poor family is called OROBO. That's where corruption started.
7. Once u marry a bad wife de devil will stop following u because he has settled u already *
8. Sometimes you have to keep forgiving him/her while you are still looking for someone to replace her.*
This is called constructive elimination by substitution.
Should i increase the volume?
9. First female barber recorded in the Bible was Delilah..
Fear Women
10. Nobody knows how to listen to and interpret footsteps like couples having unfaithful sxx in a room.
Lady: Somebody is coming.
Man: No they are going.
11. Bro u're dating that girl for more than 3years, with no intention of marrying her please..Uncle pharaoh let my sister go
12. Who is a risk taker?
A risk taker is someone who has running stomach and still wants to fart
14. If she visits with a toothbrush, she's sleeping over, if she visits with a night gown, she's spending one week but if she visits with pant, sponge, pad, dettol....
My brother, go and borrow money and buy food stuffs, you don marry be that. �
15. Ladies, it's not that Husbands are scarce, is just that you are busy looking for Hushpuppi with a touch of Pastor Sam Adeyemi
16. English teacher will ask me to write a composition about myself and still score me 3/10, is you me? Is me you? Abi are you the two both of us
17. Akpos sat in a bar and was very moody? Soni goes over and asks: Akpos, wetin happen?
A very sad looking Akpos replied: I borrow Rukewe N2million to do facial surgery, and now I no fit recognize am to collect my money back.
18. An accident occurred today, 11 persons were injured, 12 died. So the Minister of Health promised to offer N5,000 to the injured and N6million to the dead for their funeral.
One of the injured got up and lay where the dead were...
One of the dead shouted, "Bros, go back to your place, do not bring confusion here, they have counted us already!" .
.......enjoy your night besties......

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