SUNDAY JOKES
1) she:today I am mourning for my dead grandfather
Me:I know that's why I wear black condom my dear open legs and receive my condolences
2.My landlord gave me the best Tennant award yesterday,
Look at him oo!
Me that is planing of impregnate his only daughter that just got admitted in unilag and run away!
3)When I was in secondary school,
My dream was to be
A movie producer.
Journalist.
A very popular comedian/M.c.
An International news editor etc.
Now look at me a common Facebook poster with 3likes and 2comments .
4) One advantage of dating guy like me is you will never involve in a car accident because i doesn't have a car yet.
.5)Girls please wear Bra when fetching water
in the morning
My landlord fell inside gutter again this morning
.
6) I can still remember during my
secondary school era, I wil escort her back home and still trek back to my own house under the sun
7) BREAKING NEWS!
Lagos state government has banned the
importation of
white pants because Yoruba girls can not maintain
it.
.
8) Dating two guys is good and nice until one wnt your womanhood shaved and the other one wnt it hairy,
aunty na punk u go barb las las
.
9) I used Facebook free mode for more than seven
months but I was flabergested when MTN SmS
me “DEAR CUSTOMER ARE YOU NOT ASHAMED OF YOURSELF"
10)Exams in UNILAG be like...
'None but one of the following is not incorrect except' That was how they confused my destiny
11)_My brother, if u're broke, tell her u're broke...Don't tell her, "I will see what I can do"... U can't do ANYTHING ooo!!
12)_If not that I’m allergic to Apple, what is iPhone11 pro that someone cannot buy?? *Mtcheeew!
13)A soldier will kill 100people and he will have peace, but you just only one person for blood money, the spirit will not let you rest, why*...? *Don't look at me like I'm talking from experience oooo*........
14) Some Boys Can Form and Pretend Just to look like good innocent guys. During s3x .They be lyk “Baby, Is this the hole?" Idiot It's The Gate, Knock And Enter inside. #Mchteww !
15)How do you expect your mom's prayer to work when she's praying for Nkechi Okosis Ojukwu and you've changed your names to Quin Nikki. Wehdone sister, Just know that the angels are tired of searching for you
Sister, If he disrespects u,
16)All u have to do is to take off your wig, wipe off your Eyebrows and talk to him Man to man.
17) When a girl says "tell me more about u?", she's asking if u work or drive, not this nonsense of I'm a caring and loving guy.
18) I feel like entering bank and Shout, " Everybody lie down flat or else you'll be out of dis World, and after everyone don obey me, I'll just laugh and say Oya rise up, and tell dem "That's how will greet our elderly one in Yorubaland, you need to respect the Culture.....
18)When your parents finally accepts that you are an Ashawo, they will be like "Buy Suya when you dey come back Abeg!"
19). Please don't be angry if you visit me and see me eating rice while I offered you beans
Rice is now like Gold in Nigeria
20. A man's heart can belong to one woman but you see that d*ck!! Na for all women
21. Today marks it exactly 8 years I started my work as a comedian on social media and I never buy Benz
Nawa oo which country be this sef
22) America burial: May his soul rest in peace
Nigeria burial: Madam, abeg no push me enter grave ooo, the rice go reach all of us
chaii, 9ja_my_country
23)Girls with big ass should always sit at the back of the church ...........yesterday a pastor felt like;
"Open to the book of yansh chapter 2 vs 2".
Members :
24)Only d*ck knows what he sees inside womanhood that make him vomit ...
#BITTER_TRUTH : Young man , before you think of impressing your girlfriend , make sure your mother is not starving at home...
25) Dirty slap can be defined as a tool used by Nigerian mothers in Resetting,Correcting,Reshaping a child ...It is usually unexpected and when it hits,everything in the system falls back in place...
26). Call me later i am driving .......Then the people in the bus looked at me as if i am talking to them...
27) .You're slim and even thin , No boobs, No hip, No nyash and you're shouting "He's after my body"
Aunty... Are u normal?
No Guy will go for such except he's a ritualist
...
28). Some girls will be shy to hold mic in the church but when they hold sugar daddy's d*ck inside the room they are more active than Tope Alabi...
#FACT ... Young boys are getting broke
because they play the role of husband too early..
29. My wife : Baby can I ask you a question?
Me : Yeah sure
My wife : Hubby how many girls did you sleep with before we got married?
Me : (Keeps quiet)
My wife : ( After 10min) Babe I asked you a question
Me : (Keeps quiet!)
My wife : (15 minutes later) love don't be scared
to tell me the truth.
Me : Will you shut up and let me finish
counting!!... I TALK AM FINISH

On top wetin na

AGENT BRYNX01 wrote:On top wetin na

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