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Those of you that never misses assembly in secondary school, hope ure now working at national assembly?
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Even if government give Nigerian police helicopter
They will still be collecting # 20naira from birds that fly without helmet
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your Bae is black like Kiwi Polish and you're calling her My Sunshine
My brother, light has nothin to do with darkness biko
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Dating a slim girl is cute, until she gets pregnant and starts looking like a spoiled Nokia battery.
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Just imagine I called # MTN customers care and they are telling me that they are not hearing me that my network is bad.
Abeg who get the network? Na wao
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I stopped attending anambra churches when i heard the Pastor saying *PLANT EGUSI* instead of *PLANT A GOOD SEED
* funke funke☆apostle must hear this!
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Dating a fat girl is fun, until u carry her and trow her on the bed and the bed divides like the red sea...
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Am Done Watching Indian Movies! Imagine, A Teacher Caught a Student With Expo and They Started Dancing.
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Employer will be holding your Cv, birth certificate, health report, school certificate, and still be askin u" tell me about your self"
Me:Am a rapist, sir
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*Girls* are busy complaining that when men *impregnate* them they run away.
My question is:- when u score a *goal* do u remain at the goal post or run away
wisdom will not kill me.........
