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psychic
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November 5th, 2010, 3:51 pm

A popular motivational speaker was entertaining his audience.
He Said : "The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife!" The audience was in silence and shock. The speaker added: "And that woman was my mother!"

Laughter and applause. A week later, a top manager trained by the motivational speaker tried to crack this very effective joke at home. He was a bit foggy after a drink. :D; He said loudly to his wife who was preparing dinner,
"The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife!"
:-o
The wife went; "ah!" with shock and rage. :what: Standing there for 20 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke, the manager finally blurted out "....and I can't remember who she was!" By the time the manager regained his consciousness,he was on a hospital bed nursing burns from boiling water! :-o

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Not All Psychologists Eventually Go Mad Like Me! :dancer:
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ade22
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Location: eko ile
 

November 5th, 2010, 9:27 pm

omg! :lol; :lol; :lol; :lol; :lol; :lol; :lol;
I am who I am...
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calculus
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Location: Ojuelegba
 

November 16th, 2010, 1:46 am

its a sorry case! yuck! :tongue: :tongue: :tongue:
I'm the world's greatest! Don't argue it. It will get you killed!
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Yehmmy
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Location: Ibadan
 

November 19th, 2010, 6:25 pm

I can't shout! :lafff: :excited:
If your enemy is hungry, show him Mr BIGGS!
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yaroummu
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Location: Kaduna
 

June 8th, 2021, 9:48 pm

Lucky u,hehehe
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