Answer 4 mumu ?

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bolutife80
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Location: Abeokuta
 

December 16th, 2011, 4:53 am

Answers for MUMU QUESTIONS
1. Sm1 calls u @ 2am nd ask u r u
sleeping?
Ans: no! I'm picking beans.
2. Wen its raining & sm1 notice u going
out yet dey ask r u going out in this
rain?
Ans: no! In d next one.
3. U r making out with your gurlfrnd then
u start pulling ha panties den she asks;
wot r u trying to do?
Ans: i want to wash it for u.
4. They see u cuming out of d bathrum
wet; yet dey ask did u jst had a bath?
Ans: no i fell into the toilet bowl.
5. U r standing in front of d elevator on
d ground floor going 2 your office yet dey
ask r u going up??
Ans: no i'm waiting for my Office to cum
down and get me.
6. your boifrnd cums home with a bunch
of flowers & u still ask r those flowers?
Ans: no baby, they r carrots!
7. U r in d toilet nd lock the door nd sm1
knock asking z any1 there?
Ans: no! NA sh*t LOCK DOOR....
Mtsheeeeeeew!!
8. U r in a queue @ d cinema 2 buy
ticket, a frnd saw u nd askd; wot r u
doing here?
Ans: i'm here 2 pay my school fees.....
ODE!!
9. When dey c u lying down wit your eyes
closed nd dey still ask r u sleeping??
Ans: no, i'm practising to DIE....... MU MU

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ebong
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December 16th, 2011, 8:24 am

FUNNY!!!

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remmy02
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Location: Lagos
 

December 19th, 2011, 3:57 pm

This is called Egiribo in Yoruba. Very interesting

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Adenike animashaun
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Location: Abuja
 

January 16th, 2012, 8:07 pm

Bolitife u are so funy. Haha.....ha

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Merlino
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May 7th, 2017, 7:37 pm

OMG! So funny! :excited:
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AK Horsfall
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May 7th, 2017, 7:40 pm

So so funny.
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May 20th, 2021, 10:55 am

remmy02 wrote: This is called Egiribo in Yoruba. Very interesting

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